Cinema etiquette

I just cannot believe whyí people are unabel to behave themselves in cinemas!!! have been to cinema yesterday to watch rendition and part of the movie-experience was destroyed by some idiots around!!! So, here comes my etiquette for cinemas (for dummies....), I hope, that you will not find any of these points to be new for you...:P

1. You got your ticket with the number of line and seats both. It is not just a joke, take YOUR own seat, not the one that would give a better view! Numbers and letters are international, every fool can find their seat. If you cannot, do not go to cinema at all.

2. If you sit at someone else's place, at least do not make a fuss if they make you stand up!

3. Don't be late. If you arrive during commercials or trailers, it is annoying enough, but if you arrive during the movie, it is disturbing those who have also payed to see the movie.

4. Phones are either OFF or set to silent mode. NEVER pick it up during the movie!! You cannot whisper silent enough.

5. I do not expect you not to say a word during the movie, but do not talk constantly. Do not share received SMS-s during the movie, if you're bored, go home. If you laugh while someone is tortured, you will destroy other's movie experience too. You might think the movie is shit, but keep it to yourself until it has ended.

6. Try to eat in a way that is acceptable...

7. If you just wanna kiss and all of that, get a seat at the very last row. This is the row for the kissers, the rest of us wants to see a movie.

8. If you violate any of these rules, and I am present, well, do not be surprised that I will *kindly* ask you to stop and either leave the cinema or shut the fuck up, stay seated normally etc.